Gopalan's True Show

Gopalan always wonder why the heck is world like this ? Why his compass always is towards south ? Why are the good ( or great ) things not happening to him. His call to his mind never find answers.

His maktub could have been nice to him.. Why it happens to him only ? What is wrong with him ?

He lost his belief in GOD and everything. He started blaming everything.

But when somebody turns nice to him, he feels guilty. He feels sorry about what he was thinking of them.

And one day - the D-Day happened. He was thinking too much. He didnt want to focus on driving, he crash landed into a VOLVO and he died.

Then the "utimate" thing happened. The world ceased to exist. The world was a figment of Gopalan's imagination. Everything was happening for him only. Everything was "maaya". The whole world existed for Gopalan only. All the characters were created for him only. They were just playing on the script Gopalan's mind was rendering out.

He was very sad. He became depressed. He could have had good dreams. His world would have been nice then.

GOD advised to him - "You Moron, have good dreams atleast here"!!!!!!

Gopalan decides to die..

Gopalan is having too much depressions these days. Poor Guy. Totally frustrated with the world around he decided to die. Being a software engineer he kept a counter of 100 which kept decremented each time he was drowned into depression.. And when the count reaches zero he will commit suicide.

The count started running fast and soon the count reached zero.... Then he added another piece of code which multipled the counter by 10 times of the previous initial value and re-started counters again..... and this went forever...

Hmmm.... Finally he was never able to die.. Endless loop!

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