Argument with Wife

It is not easy to win an argument with your wife.

1. Creation: A main said to his wife one day, "I dont know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded,"Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so i would be attracted to you!"

2. The Silent Treatment: A Man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to breat the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5am." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am and he ad missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,"It is 5am.Wake Up."